Monday, October 3, 2016
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN: THE HEARSE SONG
Don’t you ever laugh as the hearse goes by
For you may be the next to die.
They put you in a black box
Then cover you up with dirt and rocks.
All goes well for about a week
And then your coffin begins to leak.
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
The worms play Pinochle on your snout.
They eat your eyes, they eat your nose
They eat the jelly between your toes.
A big green worm with rolling eyes
Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes.
Your stomach turns a slimy green
And puss pours out like whipping crème.
Spread it out on a slice of bread,
And that’s what you eat when you are dead.