31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN: THE HEARSE SONG

THE HEARSE


Don’t you ever laugh as the hearse goes by

For you may be the next to die.

They put you in a black box

Then cover you up with dirt and rocks.

All goes well for about a week

And then your coffin begins to leak.

The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out

The worms play Pinochle on your snout.

They eat your eyes, they eat your nose

They eat the jelly between your toes.

A big green worm with rolling eyes

Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes.

Your stomach turns a slimy green

And puss pours out like whipping crème.

Spread it out on a slice of bread, 

And that’s what you eat when you are dead.